Take out the grabage before the wife gets home

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 A couple of weeks ago, I bought my wife a dozen roses. The occasion, you ask? Do you really have to ask? It’s called planning ahead or preventative maintenance. Some may even put it in the same category as early season preparation. The funny thing is, she knows my schemes. She laughs at the brazen way I ease the shock of another deer season where she becomes a hunting widow. 

Hunter, musician and author, Steve Chapman has written that for every dollar that I spend on my hunting, I should spend another dollar on my wife. Now Steve, I know that you’ve sold more outdoor books than the rest of us put together, but that’s one book that I’ll never let my wife read. In fact, I burned my last copy after reading it. The evidence is gone and I’m refusing to give this valuable space in mentioning its title. I figure perhaps a 75/25 split is fair enough. After all, I’m bringing home the meat. Wait a minute, my wife just reminded me that that meat translates to about $65.00 per pound. I hate when she’s right. I guess she didn’t believe me when I told her that I gave $99.00 for that new PSE XForce. 

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