Looking for Money in All the Wrong Pockets

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By James L. Snyder

 An incident happened this past week in which I am still scratching my head. Have you ever known you had something, but for the life of you, you could not find it? I will accede to the fact that occasionally, I do have a streak of absent-mindedness running through me. At times, I wish it would just walk.

 With an aimless look on my face, more aimless than normal, I wandered the house in search of the missing $20. I tried to act inconspicuous so the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage would not discover what I was doing. Obviously, no Emmy award will come my way because my acting inconspicuous was a complete failure.

"What are you looking for?" My wife queried. "Nothing," I stammered. "When you find it, let me know. I really don't know what nothing looks like." Ha. Ha. Ha. Sometimes she thinks she is a comedian. I was not laughing. If I find that money, the joke will be on her. Then we will see who is laughing.

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